There's The Problem

"Hello, what can I do for you?"
"Huurrkk, hhrrakk..."
"Something's caught in your throat?"
"Rruurrkk"
"Open up, let me take a look..."

The dragon opens his mouth for the doctor. The human sees something in the back of the creature's throat. It appears shiney and off-white. The dentist climbs in the mouth, laying his full body on the tongue without fear. He grabs the white object, figuring out what it was as his fingers touched the surface. He begins to pull. After a few minutes the dragon's complaining wimpers stopped and the object fell to the floor.

"Ah ha! There's your problem! Looks like this got stuck." The doctor was pleased, despite the fact there was a partially digested skeleton on the floor. "Why didnt you go to a hospital for this?"
"Rawrr hurmmm aararrr."
"Why wouldnt they let you in? Couldnt they see you were choking?"
"grrrrarh"
"Worried you'd eat the patients. Well, its a reasonable fear, considering what was caught in your throat. I think I know why this happened. Tell me, how many people did you eat at your last meal?"
"Ree."
"Three. So there are two more in your stomach right now, both looking like this?"
"Hurmm"
"That's what I thought. What Ive found out is dragons of your type can handle 2 full skeletons in their stomach at one time. However, its common to eat more. To prevent backups in your system, at least one of these skeletons has to be spat back out. You were trying to do that, but it got caught. You will be fine now."
"Arrrreah!"
"In the future though, start with two people and then give yourself some time to digest. Then you can have the third."
"Ooohhrakk"
"Before you go, would you take this... these bones with you? I just hired a new janitor and I wouldn't want him to find this and leave on his first night."


The Dino Dentist helps another patient. He gets all sorts of predators here. Im sure bones are a common sight here. I know it would not be realistic for a somewhat complete skeleton to be spat out in one piece. I found some bone piles over at DAZ.com, and have added those to my wishlist. Pretty soon, I bet these city streets will be filled with piles of spat up bones and skeletons.